“McDonalds For Dinner” (serio-comic) 2 minutes

Character: DANIELLE
Description: Danielle talks about her embarrassing first date.
Gender: Female
Age:  28

I met this guy at the gym.  He looked like a nice spanish guy.  He was real cute.  Anyway, he asked me out and I said ok.  VERY RARE that I agree to a date just like that but I had a good vibe with him and besides I kind of knew him for like a year from seeing him on and off at the gym.

Anyway, he picks me up in a gray honda, which is cool and we head towards where we are going to eat dinner.  So I spent hours getting dressed up and looking good for this guy, right?  So anyways, like ten minutes go by in the car and he tells me that he forgot his wallet at home.  And he said that we were lucky he carries a few bucks on him for emergencies.  So, next thing I know he pulls into McDonalds!  I get out of the car and am figuring there is no way in hell this guy is taking me to McDonalds, right?  I’m thinking he’s just usin there parking lot and is going to take me to this Italian Restaurant I spotted across the street.

I was wrong.  The guy goes inside McDonalds and holds the door open for me and I was too shocked to stop walking.  I was so pissed off.  And now we are standing in front of the MCdonalds counter and he askes me what I want.  I order a number four.  Then the final straw happens.  He looks over at me and says he only has three dollars, if I can spot him some cash to pay for the food.

I almost lost my shit right there.  But I payed for the meal and after we ate I told him to take me straight hom, that I was sick from dinner!

That had to be the worst date of my life!!!