“Popping Balloons” (serio-comic) 1 minute

Character: RANADA
Description: Ranada talks about struggling to set up her husbands birthday party.
Gender: Female
Age:  35          

These kids make me crazy!  Today, I was blowing up balloons and anybody that has ever blown up balloons knows that that is not a fun chore when setting up a home birthday party.  I’m on like my fifitieth balloon.  Covered the entire house with them and what happens?  My son and his five little critter friends found pins and decided to make the birthday party a pin popping party. 

It all happened so fast.  I felt like I was in some kind of war zone.  Pop, pop, pop, POP, POOOOPPP!!!!  Before I could even stop them, they exploded at least half of the balloons I killed myself blowing up.

I snapped.  I yelled on the top of my lungs at the little monsters and they flew right out of the house and I haven’t seen them for at least an hour.  I know where they are too.  They are next door playing video games by Roger’s house.  Just wait until my son comes home.  He’s dead!