“He’s Gay!” (serio-comic) 2 minutes

Character: TANYA
Description: Tanya tells her friend Margaret that she thinks their co-worker Cedrick, is gay.
Gender: Female
Age:  29

I’m telling you he’s gay.  I walked over to him yesterday to give him a kiss hello and he smelt just like a woman does.  All fresh and powdery.  No man smells like that!  Men smell rugged and handsome, not dainty, like a flower.

And did you notice his eyebrows?  Perfect!  He has his eyebrows waxed and creamed.  I can tell because again, it’s what women do.  I wouldn’t even call him metrosexual, he’s a homosexual.  And there’s nothing wrong with that, just admit it.  Damn.  Come out of the closet already boy.  ha ha ha.

When he jokes around he does the gay thing way to good.  He does it way too natural.  AND, he’s been talking with John a little way too much.  I catch them talking like two little school girls.  Joking and flirting and giggling.  Shit is weird.  What six foot five man, built like a brick shit house acts like that if he’s not gay?  He’s GAY!