“Ticket On MTA” (drama) 1 minute

Character: KELLY
Description: Kelly rages to her girlfriend at school about how she received a ticket for having her foot on the seat in a subway cart.
Gender: Female
Age:  21    

Fucking assholes!  They have nothing better to do than give me a freaking ticket for having my foot on the chair in the train.  First of all, I was using my leg to balance my book because I was doing homework on the train.  This piece of shit cop, who has nothing better to do but suck money from hard working citizens, shows me his badge and escorts me off the train.  He writes me a ticket for fifty dollars! 

He tells me that it’s what he has to do.  With all the shit that’s going on in the world today, my foot on the seat is worth paying attention to?  What is going on people?  It’s the city, trying to figure out how they can get more money out of the people.  A bunch of fucking legal criminal’s who use the system they’ve created, in order to make themselves fat in their pockets.  Bunch of fucking assholes!  And I was late for school because of these jerks!

One day someone is going to come along and put a stop to all this madness! 

“Proud To Be A Fireman” (drama) 1 minute

Character: BOB
Description: Bob talks about the feeling he gets knowing he is a firemen.
Gender: Male
Age:  35    

I love these guys.  They are truly my brothers.  When we call one another a brother, it’s for real.  We are willing to die for one another.  I don’t think human beings can get any closer, when they are willing to die for each-other.  That’s what it’s all about, saving lives.

I became a fireman because the idea of being one gave me a sense of belonging to something bigger than myself.  This may sound weird but, I feel that God gave me this as a calling, a sense of purpose in my life.  I grew up being a wild man, I always had a rush for excitement, a rush for the extreme, but it’s not why I’m doing what I’m doing now.  Sure, I get the thrills but it’s for different reasons. 

I first realized I wanted to be a firemen when I was a kid and my class went on a school trip to a firehouse company.  I remember the firemen doing all of these cool slides down the pole with no hands and upside down.  It was amazing.  They became my idols and whenever I saw a firetruck, I always had the urge to follow it on my bike.

I’m proud to do what I do.  It calms my soul and I have no regrets, even if one day I lose my life.

“MySpace Booty Techniques” (comedy) 1 minute

Character: CLINTON
Description: Clinton thinks he has found the best way to pick up women…through MySpace.
Gender: Male
Age:  24   

DUUUUUDE, did you see that girl on my site man?   Hooooooooollyy shit dude.  She’s HOT!!!!!  Man, that’s all I want to do man, get hot girls on my site yo.  I will look like the pimp!  Listen, I’m already starting to meet these girl bro.  I’m throwing parties, I’m getting crazy.  It’s a whole process man.  It’s MySpace Booty Techniques! 

First you find a girl that’s real hot.  And there are millions of them on this site dog.  Then, you ask the girl to be your friend.  Most likely they will say yes, since this site is nothing but a popularity contest.  HA!  So, once they are your friend, you start to slowly make comments on their site.  Then you email them and talk to them.  Brief shit, nothing to long winded.  You begin to build a relationship.  Then take it to the phone and start talking.  Yadda, yadda, yadda, you make plans, get together, hook up and that’s that.  Another woman under your belt g.

That’s how I’m doing it.  It’s the best way to pick up hot girls man!

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