“What A Headache” (comedy) 2 minutes

Character: SAMBO
Description: Sambo talks about a hit to the head he took at work, while a beautiful woman was watching him.
Gender: Male
Age:  34 

I go to a resturant to do another exterminating job and there’s this hot girl who is the manager.  She is hot.  So, we go downstairs into the basement, where she says they have mice.  She shows me around and we start talking.  Small flirtatious talks.  Harmless.  But I could tell she likes me and I’m giving her signs that I like her too.

She shows me where the main problem area is, right under this giant walk in refrigeration they have on carts, two inches off the ground.   I told her it didn’t make sens to have this on carts but she told me its because there is a leak and there is a hose draining out the fluid everyday.  Whatever.

So she watches me bend down and start laying out the poison from inside the refrigerator.  I’m acting all cool and calm and collective.  She’s smiling at me and I’m smiling at her.  Now, Once I was all done inside the refrigerator, I grab my equipment and step out of the fridge.  As I step out WHACK, I slam my forehead, from the eyebrows up, right into the freaking refrigerator.  I didn’t know what hit me.  I totally forgot to bend down as I was walking out.  WHAM!  I saw five different colors.  I slightly leaned to one side and the girl asks me if I was okay.  I told her I was great.  To be honest, if she wasn’t standing right there, I would have been passed the fuck out.  It was because of pride that I kept myself conscious or else believe me, I would have ben out cold.

When I get back in the truck, I look at me face and I had a deep red line going across my eyebrows.  Needless to say I felt like a big jerk, never got the girls number because I couldn’t even think straight after that and I had a red line going across my forehead to remind me of the idiot I was.