“Tippy Toed Into Santa Having Sex!” (serio-comic) 1 minute

Character: CARL
Description: Carl tells his girlfriend how he discovered Santa Claus wasn’t real.
Gender: Male
Age:  30    

I used to believe in Santa Claus.  At least ntil my Uncle Lou screwed it all up for me.  He short changed my belief in Santa.  All the other kids believed in Santa Claus and I was the only kid who knew the truth.  Can you imagine such a thing.

My uncle Lou like to drink alot.  Anyway,  I woke up in the middle of the night, tossing and turning because I was so excited to see Santa.  My parents told me that he was making a special visit to our house just for me.  So I was ecstatic!  I placed cookies and milk for Santa on the kitchen table and I was so eager to see if he came to the house yet. 

So, I jumped out of bed and tippy toed into the kitchen to see if Santa ate any of my cookies or drank any of my milk.  I hear a noise and I look and I see Santa standing over the kitchen table.  And I yell, “SANTAAAA!!!!”  I run over to him and give him a great big hug.  I look at the table and do you know what I discover?  A woman layed on her back with her legs spread out, getting fucked by Santa!

Well, I was devestated.  My mother and father woke up.  They turned on the lights and then I realized it was my uncle Lou dressed up as Santa.  And that’s when my family decided to tell me the truth.  My father threw my uncle Lou out of the house for being sick in the head as he put it.

It shattered me.  All my dreams about Santa and the elves in his workshop…gone.  That’s how I came to find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real.