“The Greatest Lover To Ever Walk The Face Of The Earth” (comedy) 1 minute

Character: ENRIQUE ENRIQUE
Description: Enrique records himself on video, so he can have a demo tape to give to pretty women on the street.  He thinks he’s Don Juan DeMarco
Gender: Male
Age:  27 

They call me ENRIQUE.  I am the sexiest man alive!  That’s right ladies.  A chance to sleep with me is on the table.  I’m only charging FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS, to sleep with me, ENRIQUE ENRIQUE.  I am the Latin lover you’ve been waiting for your entire life.  I fulfill all pleasure, all fantasies.  I am  the sex God of your dreams.  A man with no limitations.  All I want to do is make love to you. 

Do you want it in the shower?  Do you want it on the roof?  Against the wall?  In the park?  In the ocean?  On the sand?  In the pouring rain? 

Whatever you want, I will do it.  I can complete all your sexual thoughts and make them a warm hearted reality.  I offer slow sexual passion.  I will open your door and deliver a gateway of exotic lust as I thrust my loins into your soft, sweet wonderful world.

I am ENRIQUE ENRIQUE, the man who holds the lost art of love making in the caress of my fingers.  My touch will amaze you, excite you, stimulate you until you fall down gracefully, soaken wet.  The heat we exchange will be magical, a time forever remembered, a time forever missed.  I will love you the way you need to be loved, the way you must be loved.

Please let me.  Let me be all that you desire.  All that you crave.  I will make you happy with the softness of my lips.  I alone will make you reach your climactic peak and ease you down to a gentle, gentle calm.

I am here…for YOU….

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