“MySpace Booty Techniques” (comedy) 1 minute

Character: CLINTON
Description: Clinton thinks he has found the best way to pick up women…through MySpace.
Gender: Male
Age:  24   

DUUUUUDE, did you see that girl on my site man?   Hooooooooollyy shit dude.  She’s HOT!!!!!  Man, that’s all I want to do man, get hot girls on my site yo.  I will look like the pimp!  Listen, I’m already starting to meet these girl bro.  I’m throwing parties, I’m getting crazy.  It’s a whole process man.  It’s MySpace Booty Techniques! 

First you find a girl that’s real hot.  And there are millions of them on this site dog.  Then, you ask the girl to be your friend.  Most likely they will say yes, since this site is nothing but a popularity contest.  HA!  So, once they are your friend, you start to slowly make comments on their site.  Then you email them and talk to them.  Brief shit, nothing to long winded.  You begin to build a relationship.  Then take it to the phone and start talking.  Yadda, yadda, yadda, you make plans, get together, hook up and that’s that.  Another woman under your belt g.

That’s how I’m doing it.  It’s the best way to pick up hot girls man!