“That’s Pimping” (drama) 1 minute

Character: BO BO
Description:  Bo Bo is a street pimp, hustling to pick up some new meat for his prostitution business.
Gender: Male
Age:  45   

Fuck that nigga.  You wanna be with a real man girly.  Forget that motherfucker.  He don’t care about you.  I care about you.  I will take care of you.  You work for me and you will have all the protection you want.  No one will ever lay another finger on your pretty little white ass.  I’ll watch over you baby.

Come here.  (hugs her)  Look at me, look at me babydoll.  I know how it is.  I know what it’s like to have physical abuse.  My father used to beat me silly growing up until one day I shot him with his own nine millimeter pistol.  That don’t make me a bad man, just a smart one.  I learned early on how to get rid of a problem.  I’ll take care of the guy who put his hands on you baby girl.  But you gotta trust me.

We’ll get you cleaned up and washed up and back to looking fine.  I’ll give you money to go buy some nice sexy clothes and you can work for me.  By working for me, you will make a living and be completely safe baby daughter.  You hear me?  You wanna try this thing out with Bo Bo?

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“Game Face” (drama) 1 minute

Character: ROBBIE
Description:  Robbie looks back on the drug life he used to live.
Gender: Male
Age:  30  

Drugs.  You wanna do drugs?  Ha!  You have no idea.  People think I’m some innocent guy.  All it is, is my game face.  I’ve done more drugs and sold more drugs than most people.  I’ve been in and out of jail my whole life.  I started young, since I was a kid.  Something like ten years old or something.  I grew up in Sunnyside, Queens.  At the time I was like the only white boy around but I didn’t know any better.  What the fuck did I know?  My first piece of ass was this black girl named Monique.  I got layed when I was eleven.  I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing but I tapped that ass regardless.  Monique was nineteen.  Even as a kid, I was a pimp.  Ha!

I started pushing dope early on like I said.  I enjoyed the quick cash.  I invested my money into comic books.  I always had an affinity for comic books.  It’s actually a passion of mine.  That’s why I opened this comic book shop amongst others.  It gave me a chance to escape my existence I guess.  I guess, looking back on it all now. 

I’m thirty years old and I reflect every now and then on my past.  Sort of what I’m doing now.  I want to live a straight life.  I have no regrets because my life has made me what I am today.  I wouldn’t be a successful business owner if I didn’t learn my lessons the hard way out in the streets.

I could tell you some fucking wild stories man.  Some really wild tales.  I do have some very fond memories.  It wasn’t all bad.  But most of it was hard.

Look, I’m just happy to be where I am in my life.   To be given this second chance.  I’m not one of those guys who is reformed by going to church and shit, I’ve just came correct with myself and made some decisions.  Hopefully, smarter decisions and choices that I learned the hard way.

There is no easy street in life, especially when you drive around the long way, like me.  But one thing is for certain, your destiny is your own.  You control the life you live.

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“Lazy Eye” (serio-comedy) 1 minute

Character: GARY
Description:  Gary talks about how his nephew has a lazy eye and he thought it was something else.
Gender: Male
Age:  31    

GARY:

I was watching my four year old nephew run around in circles.  I told him to be careful because he will get dizzy and smack into something.  He didn’t listen, he ignored me and was testing my patience.  I was baby sitting for my brothers kid, Charlie.   Anyhoo, I warned him.  What happens?  He smacks his head right into the wall and starts crying like a little ass.

I run over to him to make sure he’s ok.  I look at his face and he has a minor bump on his head but when I looked into his eyes, they were crossed.  I asked him if he felt okay and he nodded a yes.  But I kept staring at him, wondering if he was cross eyed or if the head butt into the wall made him cross eyed.  I mean, does that stuff happen?

I wasn’t sure.  I waited about fifteen minutes and started talking to him and his eyes were still crossed.  Now I started getting nervous because I would remember if my nephews eyes were a little off or not.  I mean, they were like googly eyes man and that’s not something you don’t notice. 

I kinda started freaking out a bit.  I went into my brothers wall unit where he keeps photos of the family and I began thumbing through a series of pictures of my nephew.  None of the pics showed him to have cross eyes.  He looked completely normal in every single picture.  So now, I started really freaking out man.

I didn’t know what else to do but to start spinning my nephew around again and smack his head into the wall.  I was praying to God that his eyes would go back.  Sure enough, they did!  Unfortunately he had another bump on his head but it was worth it to have normal looking eyes.

When my brother got home I told him that Charlie bumped his head into the wall but that he was fine.  I casually mentioned to my brother about my nephews googly eyes.  My brother told me that my nephew sometimes had a lazy eye when he was really tired.  I felt like such a baffoon.  I felt like the worst uncle in the world. 

I’m not sure I would make a good daddy but at least my nephew is normal.  Poor kid.  I’m such a spazz!

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