“Sock Thievery” (comedy) Under 1 Minute

Character: JILL
Description:  Jill complains about her laundry mat, stealing her socks.
Gender: Female
Age:  24   

They have to be, they HAVE to be.  Everytime I bring my clothes to the damn laundry mat, I’m missing things.  ONLY SOCKS.  I’m always missing pairs of socks, or I only get one sock back.  What is that?!  What kind of laundry mat, steals your socks.  I don’t mind if one or two get lost in the wash every now and again but come on, I must have lost about twelve pairs already.  Are you kidding me?  What’s next, shirts?!

I’m going out and buying socks again and now I am going to a different laundry place about two blocks further down the road.  It’s a pain in the ass because the one right up the block is so close and convenient but not if they are going to take my socks. 

MY SOCKS!!!