“Since We Were Kids” (drama) 1 minute
November 28, 2006 by Joseph Arnone
Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Drama
Character: RYAN
Description: Ryan talks about the love and loyalty he has for his cousin.
Gender: Male
Age: 38
Let me tell you about my cousin. First off, I love him to death. My cousin is like my brother. He is one of the closest people to me, in my heart, in my life. And I’m not afraid or care about saying I love the guy like crazy. He believes, he’s loyal, he’s honest, he’s trustworthy, passionate, dedicated and smart.
Alot of people doubt my cousin, doubt his capabilities. Some people have called him names behind his back and I’ve always defended his honor. I’ve always stood up for him and always supported him. I’ve always believed in him, like he has believed in me, since we were kids.
My cousin helps me in ways no one would comprehend and he does his best to be there for me because he doesn’t want to let me down. Well, I got news for him, I work hard in my life because I don’t want to let him down either. You know, his problems are my problems. He got into some trouble back home and I feel like I have the ability to save him. I swear to God that I am doing everything in my power to save him. I don’t want bad things to happen to him and he is part of my motivation. Part of why I live my life.
I would die for my cousin, I would lose my life to save his life. If you want to test me, then point the gun at me and shoot. Just know, I will die with a smile on my face because I know he will carry on.
It’s a special bond we share, since we were kids.
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“Workout Champion” (comedy) 1 minute
November 28, 2006 by Joseph Arnone
Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Comedy
Character: JACOB
Description: Jacob tells a story about a puny man working out at the gym, who thought he was a workout champion.
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Not for nothing but I was at the gym earlier today and this guy ruined my whole workout. I couldn’t concentrate for shit. I’m on the bench, pushing up my dumbells and every time I go to push, I hear EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! EEEEEEEERRR! EEEEEERRRR! I ignored it the first few times but the guy wouldn’t let up. So, I’m figuring the guy must be lifting enormous weight to be making noises like that. For all I knew he possibly needed a spot.
I sit up and look at the guy who is making all the noise and I see this skinny, tall, lanky kind of dude. He looked like a foreigner. You could just tell. You know the type, one of those foreign nerds with the 1980’s wardrobe. The blue stained and out of style tang top, with the sweat pants that have major holes in them. Silly.
I’m watching this guy and he’s curling about ten pound weights. And everytime he curls the weight he makes that damn noise, EEEEERRRR, EEEEEERRRRR, EEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Instead of getting mad at the guy, I broke out with laughter. Right in the guys face too. I didn’t mean to laugh in his face but I just couldn’t help it. It had to be the funniest shit ever watching this puny little man, sounding like he’s lifting four hundred pounds or something. ha ha ha. I was cracking up. It took me about fifteen minutes to get back into my routine. But even than it wasn’t the same. The damage was done. I did was I could and then I just chalked it out as a loss of a workout. No big deal. It makes a good story, so I don’t mind.
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“Inspire” (drama) 1 minute
November 28, 2006 by Joseph Arnone
Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library
Character: TARA
Description: Tara inspires her best friend to go after his dreams.
Gender: Female
Age: 24
You inspire me. I think about your struggles and it propels me to work harder. I want to make a difference. I identify with you and I want to make it better. I think about my family. I think about the struggles my family has gone through and it makes me fight harder. I look into my loved ones eyes and it reminds me of my purpose. I can’t get tired, I can’t weaken and I must never let up or let go, until I succeed.
Don’t ever let your dreams die. Keep that fire burning alive inside of you. Keep that passion burning brighter than the sun. You can do it and you can win because no one has more heart than you. You will encounter pain, hardship, you will get knocked down alot, but one things certain, you must never stay down.
Surround yourself with like minded people. When you fall, they will help keep you from staying down. Believe in yourself and face your fears. Do not let fear cripple your talent. Face it and show it who’s boss.
You can live the life you envision. I will always be here for you if you fall. I will always catch you and lift you up. I promise.
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