“Old Emails” Under 1 Minute

Monologue Description:  “Old Emails” expresses what it is to feel loss of a dear friend.

Character Description:  Meridith talks to her psychiatrist about a friend of hers that passed away only a few months ago.

MERIDITH:   

I can’t seem to delete my old emails from my friend Jackson.  I just can’t…it hurts too much.  I think it’s me holding on to him still.  I feel that if I delete the emails, I’m deleting what still exists of him.  I know they were written months ago, before he died but, I just, I just feel that he still around in some way.  I know that may sound weird but it somehow gives me comfort.

“Hanky” (serio-comic) 1 minute

Monologue Description:  “Hanky” is about a guy who doesn’t like blowing his nose in handkerchiefs.

Character Description:  Randy talks to a few friends at a party about blowing your nose in a handkerchief.  It doesn’t make sense to him and he explains why.

RANDY:   

Can someone please tell me the definition of a hanky?  Now, I blow my nose like I’m playing the trumpet.  I could have my own band and everything.  Just the power of my blow alone can tear a hanky apart.  I am a paper towel kind of guy.  It’s quick, it’s easy and inexpensive. 

I think a handkerchief is nasty.  Not only do I blow my nose extremely hard, but alot of gook comes out.  Could you imagine holding on to a handkerchief that is loaded with glops of snot with holes?  It’s nasty right?  That would be me. 

Who wants to pull out this heavily used hanky, which will probably resemble a ball at some point and slowly pull apart the dry snot in order to get another blow out of it?

I know it’s gross but it’s true and it’s an honest question.  Who the hell would want a hanky?  And the best are those people who have their hankys initialled.  Are you fucking kidding me or what?  Like they are the elite nose blowers.  Please, we all have crap in our noses just like all of our shit stinks.

It’s just nuts.

“Radio Guy” (drama) 1 Minute

Monologue Description:  “Radio Guy” is about a radio disc jockey who should be taken off the air.  A guy named Silvio voices his opinion to his friends about the drunk driving topic held on the radio the day before.

Character Description:  Silvio talks to his friends about a radio disc jockey, who he feels is a real creep.

SILVIO:   

I can’t stand those radio guys who think they know everything.  They don’t know shit.  All they have is an absent minded opinion.  It’s like they try to figure out what the best thing to talk about is, so they have good ratings.  Such bullshit.  Sometimes I sit in my car and listen to these clowns cause I am laughing at THEM.  They suck.

I wonder how the heck they got hired.  I mean, where do some of these radio personalities come from?  Terrible. 

This one radio guy was talking about driving home drunk on a regular basis.  Yeah, that’s great radio isn’t it?  Now some knucklehead is going to think it’s alright to drive home under the influence of alcohol.  Asshole.  That guy should be taken off the air!

He’s like, “what’s wrong with a few drinks, nothing crazy?”  Tell that to the five year old child who got hammered by a honda last week or the couple smashed apart by a truck because the driver had a few in him.  Huh, what’s wrong with that, right? 

A complete asshole!  I plan on calling in to the show and telling this guy off!!

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