“Grandma” (drama) 1-2-3 Minutes

Monologue Description: “Grandma” is about a sick grandmother who is loved dearly by her grandson.

Character Description: Christopher talks to his best friend Mike about his grnadmothers well being.

CHRISTOPHER:

I can’t stop thinking about my grandmother. As much as I would like to talk about something else. I can’t stop thinking about her being in the hospital, fighting for her life. She’s been in and out of the hospital for the past month and has been in her hospital bed for two weeks straight. She suffers from emphesema. She has COPD and was brought into the hospital due to her having neumonia.

 The other day I walked in on her as she was dying. My mother was at her side holding her hand. The doctors decided to make the fourth attempt at trying to remove the tube that was keeping her alive.

What pisses me off is that all of her vital signs are great. She is strong everywhere else, except for her lungs. When they take her off the uncubator, her heart rate speeds up to like 210 and she suffers from panic attacks. Her lungs aren’t strong enough on their own.

I went over to my mother and hugged and kissed her. I took my grandmothers hand and told her I loved her. Then my mother suddenly faints and I caught her with one hand while I was holding my grandmother with my other hand. For the life of me, I could not let go of either one of them. It was horrible.

FINALLY, doctors and nurses came rushing in and helped me.My mother was okay after we got her to sit and gave her water. My grandmother was put back on the tube and now has decided to have an operation…a tracheotomy. I’m on my way to the hospital now…

“Bad Zone” (drama) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Bad Zone” is about a brother trying to help his sisters happiness.

Character Description: James talks to his sister, whom he loves dearly, about why she has been so miserable in her life lately. James want to help his sister get out of her depression.

JAMES:

All you do is complain. I have never met anyone who complains as much as you do. There must be a disease for complaining as much as you do. “Pauly, did you throw out the trash? Pauly, did you get the car washed? Pauly, my neck hurts. Pauly this and Pauly that! Leave the guy alone. Can’t you give your hubby some space?

Why not be happy about something for once? Just once, one time in your life, be grateful for the things you have. You have a great family, a great job, you are healthy, young and beautiful. What more do you want??? Would it kill you to put a smile on your face? I never met anyone as miserable as you. You torture your husband. You made him your gopher. Poor guy. If it was me, I’d leave your ass. I would never take the abuse you give that man.

You were never like this Lorraine. What’s going on? What happened to the spark I used to see in your eyes? You always had the most bright brown eyes. Now when I look into them, they are dimmed. WHY? Did something happen? Are you bored with your great life? Thousands, if not millions of people would trade shoes with you gladly. Seriously, what is it? I want you to talk to me because I think you are headed into a bad zone and I want you to be happy. That’s all I want for my sister. How can I help you sis?

“Touchy Feely” (serio-comedy) 1-2-3 Minutes

Monologue Description: “Touchy Feely” is a drunk mans story.

Character Description:  Todd talks to his friend about a drunken story he had over the weekend.

TODD:

Dude, this girl kicked his ass. I couldn’t believe it dude. Dude, we were at this fucking bar and Tommy was flirting with this girl. She was pretty hot and they were getting a little physical. Not hardcore physical but like a little touchy feely.

Anyway, I don’t know what the fuck happened but the next thing I know is I get bumped by some dude, while I was drinking my beer at the bar counter. I was just drinking and minding my own business and some dude gets pushed into me.

So I look over and the dude got pushed into me because Tommy got pushed into the dude. And Tommy, Tommy got pushed into the dude because the chick he was all touchy feely with, decked him in the face. But, I don’t even know why or what happened, even now, but, Tommy didn’t go down and then the chick charged him and she let out this yell. I’ll never forget it as long as I live, Like a, Like a, Like a EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!! It scared the shit out of me and I was drunker than I am now bro!! So that’s, that’s PRETTY FUCKING DRUNK, OKAY?! Ha Ha. Right? Am I right? Ha Ha….

(coughs)

Where was I? Oh yeah, so the chick slams into Tommy’s chest with her fucking head man. I thought for sure my boys heart stopped. The sound it made was like, how can I describe it, like a, like a, like a car going off a bridge and landing in water. BALLLLUPE!!!!

(smacks his hands together with beer in his hand. Almost drops his beer)

Oh shit! And Tommy’s a big guy man.

WAIT, you know Tommy, right? RIGHT. So, Tommy goes down! And he went down like a tree just chopped by one of those guys who chop trees.

But anyway, I stand over Tommy and I’m like, “Yo Tommy, Tommy you dead??? Tommy? Hey Yo Tommy Yo!” Nothing at first and then this guy lets out a little murmur like, right. Ha Ha. And then he smiles and breaks out into a fucking song, followed by this huge burp and the bastard gets up and yells, “My kind of woman!”

He grabs the chick and they start making out right there and they they walk out of the place.

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