“Secret Window” (drama) Under 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Secret Window” is about curbing your dog.

Character Description: Lester argues with another guy about curbing his dog.

LESTER:

Excuse me? What?? No, he’s not going to the bathroom. He’s just smelling your bushes. What? No, he’s only smelling your bushes. I’ll take my dog elsewhere as soon as he’s done. Hey, relax pal, okay? I curb my dog, you don’t have to tell me how to walk my dog. I’ve been walking my dog for five years, right passed your bushes almost every single day. Now you’re going to bother me about it?

I WILL, once my dog is finished. Hey, you know what…GO FUCK YOURSELF. Go do that, you creep. Okay loser, go get a life. Is that what you do all day? Wait by your secret window and try to abuse people walking their pets? Yeah, go get an honest living you schmuck. Go find another habit. ….asshole…