“My Best Customer” (drama) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “My best Customer” is about a drug dealers perspective on how selling drugs makes him feel good.

Character Description: Ice talks to his boy about how he makes his fortune with drugs.

ICE:

My best customers are the ugly guys. The guys that can’t pick up no ass, no matter how deep their pockets go. The guys who got no game. Those guys. Yeah. Those are my greatest clients. They have tons of money and in exchange for their money, I give them what they need to have a good time. The shit I give them is the purest, most thrilling rides they ever dreamed they could be on in their life.

What they do is find a hot girl. Usually at some club. They get to talking with her. You know, in those high class lounges, where all the suits go. These guys coke the girls up hardcore. Make these girls go nuts. Offer a ride home but instead take them back to their pad. And then the guy has his way with her. She puts out cause she’s been doing thousands of dollars worth of blow and she owes it to the guy, to fuck ‘em. And they do. It works everytime.

To the law, I’m a scumbag. To those ugly bastards, I’m a God. I like feeling like a God…