“Be Bopping” (serio-comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Be Bopping” is about hooking up a friend with a girl.

Character Description: Vico talks to his boy about a girl he likes that his friend knows well.

VICO:

(be bopping)

beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva

(sees friend on the street) Yeeeeah, that’s what’s up kiiiiid. Wuuuuuuzzzzz uppppppp? Damn, I’m a little winded but thas’ cool. Thas’ cool dog. If I couldn’t pant, I couldn’t be a dog yo. Right? Shhhheeeeeeaaaaaaa.

Yo, you speak to Tatiana or what man? Yo, you supposed ta speak ta her yo! Man, I been waiting three weeks yo. Yo, if you my boy, you shoulda handled this shit fo me already yo. Come on maaaaaaaaan. Yo, come correct dog, come correct…you like her? Nah, nah, nah, seriously you, seriously..You like her? Who? Who? TATIANA FOOL!!! You like her, YES or NO???

Then why you waitin’ on me then maaaaaaaan. Come on dog. Come on. Call the bitch up and make that shit connect. See if she like me man. See if she is into me yo. See if she thinks I’m her type and shit. Man, you know what to say. I ain’t gotta tell you. Arright? Make sure you call. Call. Don’t forget.

(back to be bopping)

beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva
beeew siva, beeeew beeew siva