“Snot Rags” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Snot Rags” is about inconsiderate ways.

Character Description: Elaine tells her cousin Jessica to stop being such a slob.

ELAINE:

Do me a favor alright? I know your sick as a dog but can you PLEASE, PLEASE not leave your snot rags all over the damn place. On the kitchen table! On the dining room table! I find them buried between the sheets in the bed! It’s gross and nasty and disgusting. I pick them up constantly. How much effort does it take to actually throw them out? Or at least put them in a designated spot.

I know your sick, I know your sick but that doesn’t permit you to be a slob. How would you like it if you kept finding my snot rags all over the damn place? I stepped on at least two of them today and it stuck to my foot. I couldn’t get it off because the snot acted like glue and I had to actually scrape off the tissue paper from the back of my foot with a sponge.

All I’m asking is to just be a little considerate for me. Don’t be such a pig.