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“Funny Face” (drama) 1 Minute
May 31, 2007 by The Monologue Blogger
Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Drama
Monologue Description: “Funny Face” is a gangsters tale about murder.
Character Description: Vin talks to his partner about what he experienced in the process of killing the dead guy they have in the trunk of their car.
VIN:
Where we dumpin’ the body moe? Been driving around since forever. Seriously. Let’s get there already man, I’m fucking starving. (beat) (starts laughing to himself)Not for nothin’ but did you see the faces he was making? No, seriously though. I never saw a guy that was dying make so many funny faces. He reminded me of that guy from the honeymooners, the fat one. What the hell was his name? Norton! Ha Ha. Maybe it’s because he’s a fat bastard also, you know.I think what made it funny is that he was silent. He didn’t make any noises but his facial expressions were screaming. Ha Ha. And it took him like forever to fucking die. I wasn’t sure if I should of stabbed ‘em again or not but I was so caught up with his funny faces that I forgot I was in the act of killing the guy. Ha Ha. That ever happen to you??At one point I think his eyes crossed…Eh, whatever…We almost there yet or what? I gotta eat. Stomach is starting to hurt.
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