“Color & Style” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Color & Style” is about having a bad hair day.

Character Description: In this monologue, Ziggy complains to her girlfriends about how horrible her hair looks because of the saloon she went to.

ZIGGY:

I told the bitch I wanted it to look EXACTLY like Kate Hudson. I wanted the sweeping blonde highlights added within a soft golden base. A real natural look! Instead, she gives me more of a Jennifer Aniston sun kissed highlights look. No!!! I didn’t want this, I feel like Mischa Bartons soft color with a natural finish or Scarlet Johansson when she had those wispy bangs or Jessica Alba when she had the lightened frost look. No! No! No!

I wanted Kate Hudson! Pathetic. They don’t know what they are doing in that place. I’ve gone there because EVERYBODY goes there and I look terrible. Look at me! A complete wreck. My hair doesn’t swoop at the sides towards the center, it swoops over to one side!

I don’t even come close to looking Classic, Cute, Sultry, Glamorous or Stylish. I feel like this is a cruel joke.

Now I have to figure out how to shorten my hair and wear it differently because of the cut I was given. I’m thinking something shorter. Something like a Comb and Go cut. OH! Maybe Rachel Bilson who has the unmistakable 60’s feel. She pulls it off, I could too. OR, maybe I should just wear my hair up. What do you think? Up? Up? Up? Sarah Michelle Gellar uses a skinny headband or Jessica Simpsons bigger head band. There are tons of cute colors and patterns. I could go for the Paris Hilton look with the adorable bow for the female touch.

Hmmmm. That sounds nice. Something not to bold!

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“Deserving Happiness” (drama) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Deserving Happiness” is about finding the right one in a relationship.

Character Description: In this monologue, Frank talks to his girlfriend about his buddy breaking up with his girl.

FRANK:

I don’t know why he can’t meet the right girl. What does he have to do? I feel so freaking bad for this kid. It shouldn’t be, he deserves happiness. I really thought that this girl he was with was going to be the one for him. I really did.

I always said that the only problem with her was that she’s young. That’s the only thing I was afraid of and I think that that is the reason why she broke it off with him. It’s not like he was gonna go out and marry her tomorrow. But he definitely wanted to be with her and possibly propose to her in a couple of years.Maybe she just needs more experience in life.

She probably got scared because their families got too much involved. His family loves her, her family loves him and I think it put alot of pressure on her and scared her off. I hope she goes back to him. I hope in time she realizes what she lost. He’s a good man and he would give her the world. He really would. He’s funny, he’s not a bad looking guy, he’s got money, he comes from a good family and he has great morals.

I don’t know what else any woman could possibly want in a man. I guess some of us are luckier than others.

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“Imperfections” (drama) 1-2 Minutes

Monologue Description: “Imperfections” is about trying to understand human nature.

Character Description: In this monologue, Annabella talks to her sister about her issues regarding her loved ones.

ANNABELLA:

Is it better to accept someone’s imperfections or to turn them away? That’s a haunting question for me. You see, I’m an artist and what I do is understand nature. It is my job to be a master of human nature. I mean, in order for me to create it, I must have a deep understanding of it…don’t you think? But why, why in my personal life do I suffer? I mean, my personal life I’ve been suffering all kinds of pain since I can remember. I have always said, “Oh, God has me suffer so I can be a better artist. I need to go threw pain in order to give back to the world.” Is that true or am I mad?? I don’t know…I don’t fucking know…(sighs)

I just wish I had all the answers, you know? I wish I knew what is right and why it is right. I mean, shouldn’t I be sympathetic to those that are imperfect? If I am a true artist, shouldn’t I have the ability to connect to all things? I too am not perfect. I too have issues I learn from, issues I take with me, issues, these demons that live in my chest…inside my Goddamn veins, and I try so hard to grow and conquer them…I try to be a better everything.

If I am imperfect than how can I turn my back on myself??? By accepting the imperfect I can provide something of divinity in my work. Something bigger than all of us in order to learn from ourselves.Is that the meaning of my life? Is it? Can you answer me, please? Just, give me the right way…the right fucking way. Please…

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