“You Gotta Pay” (drama) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “You Gotta Pay” is about the issues in a relationship regarding signing a prenup.

Character Description: In this monologue, Justice complains to his friend about an argument he had with his girlfriend about her signing a prenup agreement if they were to get married.

JUSTICE:

Smacked that bitch upside the head son. For real, for real. Yeah man! Bitch talkin’ about taking my coin son. I said what?! She said that every man needs to take care of their woman. I said I do. Then she adds, financially too. I was like, yo that’s wack yo. Listen, if today’s woman is gonna be acting all independent and shit, than the same independent bitch has gotta make her own coin too yo.

I told her I’m gonna prenub her ass. Hell yea! So we got into it son. We started arguing and shit. I’m like, “What, you wanna take half my shit in ten years? Fug that yo, fug that.” Nah, nah, I ain’t having that dog. I’m working to fucking hard to allow that shit to go down.

I hate it when a bitch does that. Acting all independent and then flipping it on you in the courts like YOU GOTTA PAY! Pfff. Hell no? You think that’s right g? Exactly, exactly. I ain’t having that. So I broke up with her man. I said to her, “Do I look like a dumb ass monkey to you?” Shit, told her to go find some dumb ass monkey that will fall for that shit yo.

You know what I’m saying dude? That’s wack, she’s wack. I ain’t having it. Try to play me for a fool. Pfff! Nigga please. Nigga please! Ha Ha. She crazy son. Ha Ha!!