“Piss Power” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Piss Power” is about getting revenge.

Character Description: In this monologue, a middle-aged Indian man sweeps the floor to an outdoor New York City parking lot.

(He talks to another man.)

DEEPAK:

Every week they come, they drive by in their little spic mobiles, zipping by me throwing balloons at me - full of piss.  Dis’ true.

First time, I’m out here, sweeping the water out of the driveway - they come and throw balloons at me - I taste a weird taste in my mouth - it was the color yellow, it was PISS!

So now I fight back - Dis’ true.  I build machine to fight back - a hose that is connected to a power pump.  When this hose gets turned on, it will shoot out a piss flood right at their faces.

Next time I see them, I will use my machine.  I will turn on the hose and fire back with piss power.

I waiting - I waiting for them…just wait.