“Mozzarella Ass” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Mozarella Ass” is about couples giving eachother nicknames.

Character Description: In this monologue, Savanah is talking to her friend about the nickname her and her boyfriend share.

SAVANAH:

I’m his little Mozarella Ass. I know, I know that sounds weird but it’s true. We’re weird. We are weird for eachother. God I love him.

(sighs)

The nickname came after we tanned at the beach. My whole body got tan but my ass! So, because my ass is so white in comparison to the rest of my body, he nicknamed me his little Mozzarella Ass. Hahahaha. I know it may sound crazy to you but come on, couples give eachother the strangest names. Your boyfriend must have some weird names for you too. I think it’s weird because nobody really talks about it. You know, behind the sheets or when your hanging out alone, you say these little nicknames to one another and it’s funny or cute or just weird…but it’s what makes us, us.

Sometimes he just calls me Mozz for short. I’m his little Mozz. Hahaha