“Hair Fuss” (serio-comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Hair Fuss” is about taking forever to get your hair right.

Character Description: In this monologue, Chelsea complains to her boyfriend about him taking to long to do his hair.

CHELSEA:

You know you are worse than a woman!  How many faces are you going to make? 

(imitates him)

Your hair looks fine!  How many times do you want to touch it?  Do you realize what a dumb ass you look like posing in the mirror?  Do you??

You don’t even realize you’re doing it!  Ha Ha!!

I’ve patiently watched you for the past thirty minutes fuss with your hair.  It’s like your making a sculpture.  Enough already, okay?  You look great.  God, I can’t believe I’m dating a man who is more vain than I am.

Can we go now?  Can we leave?

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