“Sorry, Bro” (serio-comedy) 1-2 Minutes

Monologue Description: “Sorry, Bro” is about being a traitor to you best friend.

Character Description: In this monologue, Larry confesses to his best friend that he has been having sex with his best friend’s sister. Little does Larry know that a surprise awaits him.

LARRY:

Listen man, I really don’t know how to say this..I know that sounds like a cliche but, this is the most fucked up thing I ever had to tell somebody…

(sighs)

Listen bro…(sighs) I’ve been doing something really wrong for a few months and it’s gotten to a point where I need to confess this to you because I love her…

Al, I’ve been..well, me and Heather..YOUR Heather, we’ve been…fuck!…we’ve been sleeping together!
I know, I know, I know your gonna go crazy now but please, please, wait, wait, wait…I fucking love her bro, I love her, I love her and, and i need to tell you this because I can’t take it anymore!

What?! What do you mean you have something to tell me? What?? Huh? What? Say that again, I didn–

(pause)

How long have you been fucking my sister???

(beat)

Wow that’s, that’s, uh…wow..haha…wow…whew! That’s…

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? How the fuck can you fuck my fucking sister you fucking fuck???!!! I thought we were best friends! This is what you do? This is how you go behind my back? I can’t bel–YOU ARE THE GREATEST SCUM OF THE EARTH! It’s one thing to fuck another man’s girl but a completely different story when you sleep with someone’s family member. I mean, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is just some shit man now isn’t, I mean, this, this, this, this is, this is, this, this, this is just WRONG!!!

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