“Freakozoido” (comedy) 1-2 Minutes

Monologue Description: “Freakozoido” is about meeting people on the dance floor.

Character Description: In this monologue, Bonnie warns her girlfriend’s not to dance with a particular guy who makes odd faces while he dances.

BONNIE:

Oh my Gosh!!! Did you see that guy I was dancing with?! Oh my Gosh! He, hahaha, I can’t even say it…he was making the stupidest face ever! He was dancing with me and then all of a sudden, when we started getting into it, he started making this retarted face like this.

(She imitates the guy’s face whom she was dancing with.)

Hahaha. Just like that, just like that. No, really. It was probably even worse than that. Someone should tell him. He looks constipated! How can he think girls are going to take him seriously? I couldn’t believe it. He’s a tall guy so at first I didn’t notice and I was feeling his dancing. He’s not a bad dancer but then it all got ruined when I looked up.

Hahaha!!!!

Oh God, when I looked up he had the whole scrunchy face thing going on and I was like, “Oh no, gotta go”.

I never saw anything like that. It was like his face didn’t match his body or something. Weird. Straaaaange. Wait! Wait! There he is! He’s over there dancing now. You see him? He’s to the left of that pole right there. Yeah, yeah. That’s–hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(beat)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did you just see that girl’s face who just walked away from him?! HAHAHAHA! What is wrong with him?? You think there’s something wrong with him?? There’s gotta be something wrong with him!!

Well, stay away from that guy girls. He’s a freakozoido!