“Pop!” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Pop!” is about a high school fist fight.

Character Description: In this monologue, Valerie hears all about her best friend fist fighting with another girl they mutually dislike.

VALERIE:

She smacked you! Did you smack that bitch back? Did you? Damn, I wish I was there girl. I would have popped her right in her dumb face. Oh yes, yes I would have. POP and then WOP! Yep. My brother taught me how to box and believe me, I can mess someone up pretty damn good.

Damn, I wish I was there! So what happened? What happened? Did you get her back? Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Ooooooh no shit. Really? Ah-huh! Ah-huh! Ah-huh! Yeah. Good, good, good. And then what? Right. And. Oooooooh. Oooooh. Hahahahahaha. Damn girl! Damn! Yeeeeeeaahhh. So you did that and then what? YEAH??!!

Hell yeah girl. That’s what I’m talking about girl! Yeah. That’s my girl! So what happened after? Nooooo?! Nooooo?! Noooooo?! Yeeeeeah! Nooooooo!? Yeeeeeah?! Yeeaaaaah?! Noooooooo!? Wow!

HAHAHAHAHA

Good. You got her good. Skank. She’s a skanky hoe anyway. You don’t need her as a friend. She’s a lamo (meaning lame). Glad you’re not friends with her no more. Now it’s just us!!