“Girls, Girls, Girls” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description:  “Girls, Girls, Girls”  is about being aware of yourself.

Character Description:  In this monologue,  Johnny is just chilling out with his friend, playing some video games when suddenly he starts singing outload without realizing it.  The set up is simply a couple of young guys just hanging out over chips and beer, listening to tunes and playing vids.  Chill atmosphere.

JOHNNY:

“I loved you with the fire RED and now it’s turning BLUE—”

What?  Nothing man.  What?  I’m not doing nothing.

(beat)

I’m singing man.  So what?  I can’t sing?  It’s just a love song.  What?  What’s wrong with a love song?  I sound like a fag??

(LONG PAUSE)

Oh shit…YOU’E RIGHT!  I do!!! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well let me ask you something now.  Is it gay for guys to sing love songs?  I mean, this one here, this one I’m singing is new.  It’s from this group called ONE REPUBLIC and it’s backed by TIMBALAND. 

(beat)

I guess you’re right.  I have been singing that shit non-stop for about a week straight.  I’m weird like that, whenever a song gets in my head I can’t get it out, even if it sucks.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I gotta chill out with that one.  HAHAHAHA

Thanks bro.  If I sing that song again, just smack me.  Seriously.  You have my permission bro.  Haha.

Put on some Motely Crue or some shit…hell yeah bitch!  I gotta hear something right. 

(beat)

(singing motley crue song)

“GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS“