“Getting Ready” (comedy) 1 Minute

November 29, 2007 by The Monologue Blogger

Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Comedy

Monologue Description: “Getting Ready” is about the pains men go through while their woman gets ready before going out.

Character Description: In this monologue, Leo complains to his friend about how long it takes his girlfriend and women in general, FOREVER to get themselves ready before going out.

LEO:

Why do women always have to make us men wait before we go out? It’s unbelievable. HOURS! Hours to get ready. It is a forever process. Forever to get into the shower, forever to take the shower, forever to dry themselves AFTER the shower, forever to choose what they are wearing, forever to put on make up, forever to do their hair, forever to stare at themselves in the mirror. Forever, forever, FOREVER!

But it’s worth it. It really is man. Listen, Janine takes a minimum and I mean minimum of three hours to get ready and that’s WITHOUT prep time. Prep time is running her errands, getting all her pedicure stuff done, tanning, buying a new outfit JUST for the night we are going out, getting her hair did and on and on.

But it’s worth it. It’s worth it. When a woman is done getting ready, it is like being given entrance into Heaven. First off, my girl looks gorgeous and secondly, I am totally excited that she is finally ready to go out, so I am EXTRA happy. ha ha.

What a process us men go through. Patience really is a virtue. ha ha