“101 Female Monologues” - MonologueBlogger.com


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Here is a list of 101 Female Monologues taken from MonologueBlogger.com  This list has been compiled based on comments made to the site, most popular views and emails sent to the MB regarding monologues women would like to see written.  I placed a brief blurb next to each monologue title to help enlighten your search of material.  ENJOY LADIES!!!

Female Monologues - Comedy

  1. “Just For Laughs” (comedy) 1-2 Min   (how mom’s can best their children)
  2.  “Fog World” (comedy) 1 Min   (sibling scenario - pot - vases)
  3. “Proud Mom” (comedy) 1 Min   (a mother who is WAY too proud of her child)
  4. “Phone Calls” (comedy) 1-2 Min   (playing the date game - sort of)
  5. “Flycatcher” (comedy) 1 Min   (bad fly experience - open wide and say AAHH)
  6. “Next In Line” (comedy) 1 Min   (when a store clerk speaks her mind)
  7. “Next In Line” (comedy) 1 Min   (episode2 from the same bitchy clerk)
  8. “Nose Hairs” (comedy) 1 Min   (when nose hairs wave hello)
  9. “Wing Girl” (comedy) 1 Min   (horny needs - or - when you gotta get some)
  10. “Just One Thing” (comedy) 1 Min   (farting up a storm - look out!)
  11. “Mercy Look” (comedy) 1-2 Min   (when women “torture shop” their man)
  12. “The Girls” (comedy) 1-2 Min   (friendship, lust and cattiness)
  13. “Boost” (comedy) 1 Min   (puppy love)
  14. “Freakozoido” (comedy)  1-2 Min  (making weird faces while dancing seriously)
  15. “Pop” (comedy) 1 Min  (high school fist fight)
  16. “Swing, Swing, Swing” (comedy) 1 Min  (it’s chore time)
  17. “Ready, Aim, AIM” (comedy) 1 Min  (don’t slip on the urine)
  18. “Dog Anxiety” (comedy) 1-2 Min  (when little doggies go mad)
  19. “Big Picture” (comedy) 1 Min  (pac-man obsessed)
  20. “Let You Go” (comedy) Under 1 Min (you’re fired!)
  21. “So Cute!” (comedy) 1 Min  (grammar school crush)
  22. “Razor Blades”  (comedy) 1 Min  (a painful dump)
  23. “Gas Attack” (comedy)  1 Min  (could also be titles, Sneak Attack)
  24. “Right Away” (comedy) 1 Min  (party arrangement)
  25. “The Toe Technique” (comedy) 1 Min  (massaging toes)
  26. “Little Critters”  (comedy)  1 Min  (in a blink of an eye)
  27. “Color & Style”  (comedy)  1 Min  (a bad hair day)
  28. “Stretch” (comedy) 1 Min  (when one slips out)
  29. “Snot Rags” (comedy) 1 Min  (inconsiderate habits)
  30. “Crappy Pants” (comedy) 2 Min  (A MUST READ)
  31. “Eating Like A Slob” (comedy) 1 Min (choking on food)
  32. “Dog Humping” (comedy) 2 Min (attempted dog rape)
  33. “Fried Balls From A Laptop” (comedy) 1 Min  (poor bastard)
  34. “Tender Mercies” (comedy) 2 Min  (a great kisser)
  35. “Little Woody” (comedy) 2 Min  (shorty can’t hang)
  36. “Toe Nail” (comedy) 1 Min  (discovering a nasty secret)
  37. “Drool”  (comedy)  2 Min  (dog drool meets girl)
  38. “Broken Record”  (comedy) 1 Min  (missing your best friend)

Female Monologues - Serio/Comic

  1. “Hot and Flashy” (serio-comic) 1-2 Min (smelly socks left out)
  2. “Clear As Day” (serio-comic) 1 Min  (almost a fruit fight)
  3. “Fungus Among Us”  (serio-comic) 1-2 Min (gross refrigerator)
  4. “Money vs. Sex” (serio-comic) 1 Min  (what a woman truly desires)
  5. “Hair Fuss” (serio-comic) 1 Min   (too much hair fuss)
  6. “Curvy Nails” (serio-comic) 2 Min  (not happy at the nail salon)
  7. “Today Is Not Forever” (serio-comic) 2 Min  (great advice from Grandma)
  8. “Shower Hog” (serio-comic) 1 Min  (when too long in the shower)
  9. “IKEA Desk” (serio-comic) 2 Min  (couple feuding over furniture)
  10. “Trade-Off”  (serio-comic)  1-2 Min  (looking good for your man)
  11. “Cellphone Bill”  (serio-comic) 1 Min   (outrageous phone bill finds romance)
  12. “A Nightmare Of A Day”  (serio-comic) 2 Min  (worst day at work)
  13. “Marriage License”  (serio-comic)  2 Min  (trying to leave for vacation)
  14. “Eat The Muffins”  (serio-comic) 1 Min  (hungry dog)
  15. “Mr.  High and Mighty”  (serio-comic)  1 Min  (snapping on your co-workers)
  16. “Pop That Zit”  (serio-comic)  2 Min  (a zitty experience)
  17. “Curse Your Boss, Get A Raise”  (serio-comic)  2 Min   (company hero)
  18. “He’s Gay!”  (serio-comic) 2 Min   (assuming your co-workers sexual preference)
  19. “Friends With Nutjob” (serio-comic)  1 Min   (about obsessive friends)
  20. “Popping Balloons”  (serio-comic)  1 Min   (trying to set up a birthday party)
  21. “Sneaky Husband”  (serio-comic) 2 Min   (avoiding the dentist appointment)
  22. “Back Talker”  (serio-comic) 2 Min  (talking trash behind someones back)
  23. “McDonalds For Dinner”  (serio-comic)  2 Min  (a first date at Mickey D’s)
  24. “No Show”  (serio-comic) 1 Min  (when friends leave you flat)
  25. “Cookie?”  (serio-comic)  1 Min  (teaching a child manners)

Female Monologues - Drama

  1. “Protective Shield”  (drama) 1 Min  (covering up your real feelings)
  2. “My Greatest Trophy”  (drama)  1 Min  (loss of a loved one)
  3. “Smile Pretty, Alice”  (drama)  1 Min  (a cheating wife)
  4. “Big Mouth” (drama)  1 Min  (a pain in the ass mother in law)
  5. “15 Cents”  (drama) 1 Min  (surviving life in the streets)
  6. “Coffee Table”  (drama) 1-2 Min  (suffering from mental illness)
  7. “Digging My Man”  (drama)  1 Min  (flirting with someones boyfriend)
  8. “Spirit Forward”  (drama)  1-2 Min  (encouraging your boyfriend)
  9. “One Thing”  (drama)  1 Min  (having sexual education as a teen)
  10. “Breaking Through”  (drama) 2 Min  (a mothers struggle raising her son)
  11. “The Damage”  (drama)  Under 1 Min  (about mentally abusing a child)
  12. “Beautiful Day”  (drama)  1 Min  (a woman not happy with the way she looks)
  13. “Bruise” (drama)  1 Min  (about an abusive couples relationship)
  14. “Contents Flammable”  (drama) 1 Min  (a mothers horrifying guilt)
  15. “All Bets Are Off”  (drama)  2 Min  (fall from grace)
  16. “A Thousand Kisses”  (drama)  1 Min   (a mothers love for her daughter)
  17. “Choose Them Better”  (drama) 1 Min   (hiring better police officers)
  18. “Spoken Diary” (drama) 1 Min  (losing love, to gain greater love)
  19. “Just A Crack” (drama)  1-2 Min  (wondering if your boyfriend is the right fit)
  20. “Pay Attention” (drama) 1 Min  (cheating relationship)
  21. “The Back Room”  (drama)  2 Min  (about a woman who needs passion)
  22. “Going, Going, Gone”  (drama)  1 Min  (fed up with being taken for granted)
  23. “No Comparison”  (drama) 1 Min  (struggles of being a lesbian)
  24. “Above and Beyond”  (drama) 1 Min  (giving birth for the first time)
  25. “Grandma’s Will”  (drama) 2 Min  (fighting to live)
  26. “Move On”  (drama)  1 Min  (telling your ex-boyfriend to “keep it moving”)
  27. “Shopping List”  (drama) 1 Min  (money problems)
  28. “Before It’s Too Late”  (drama)  1 Min  (trying to save your siblings life)
  29. “Give Me A Break”  (drama)  1 Min  (handling the pressure from an ailing mother)
  30. “Waking Up”  (drama)  1 Min  (loving the mornings spent with you man)
  31. “Don’t Buckle”  (drama) 1 Min  (helping a friend in need)
  32. “The Signing” (drama) 1 Min  (signing a prenuptial agreement)
  33. “Womanhood”  (drama)  1 Min  (standing up for your self-respect)
  34. “Snapshot”  (drama) 1 Min  (a mother lifting her sons spirits up)
  35. “Wino”  (drama)  1 Min  (complaining about your boss)
  36. “Sue His Ass”  (drama)  1 Min  (broken up marriage involving children)
  37. “Comfortable Living”  (drama) Under 1 Min  (knowing what makes one happy)
  38. “Catholic Girl”  (drama)  2 Min  (sharing life lessons on behalf of your child)

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4 Responses to ““101 Female Monologues” - MonologueBlogger.com”

  1. Tanya on January 7th, 2008 9:14 pm

    Joseph, you are incredible! Thank you for being such a life savor with your monologues. I found THREE so far that I am absolutely in love with!!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!

    Your Welcome, your welcome and your welcome! :)
    Happy to be of service and thank you for checking out MB.
    All My Best - Joseph

  2. Harriet on January 8th, 2008 8:50 pm

    I was looking high and low for a monologue in bookstores and libraries and couldn’t find any. Out of desperation I turned to my computer and did some searches and I stumbled upon monologueblogger! What a find!!!! Just wanted to say thanks…excellent audiiton material. I love this female list!!!

    No problem Harriet, happy you found MB. I appreciate your comment - thanks
    Joseph

  3. Jane A. Haney on January 10th, 2008 6:38 am

    I LOVE MONOLOGUE BLOGGER!!!! And the creator (joseph) is kinda cute too!!!!

    Thank you Jane H. I think your comment is cute. :)
    Joseph

  4. Lonnie S. on August 1st, 2008 6:04 am

    um i dont mean to sound rude…but is there any way you can get some romantic monologues?

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