“LENOY” (drama) 2 Minutes

January 30, 2008 by The Monologue Blogger

Filed under 2 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Drama

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Photo Courtesy LittleDan77’s Photostream 

Monologue Description: “LENOY” is a drama about a taste of what it is like living the life of a ghetto thug.

Character Description: In this monologue, Lenoy visits one of his “boyz” houses to pick him up in order to do “a job” with their crew. Unfortunately, Lenoy finds his friend dead in his bed, shot up.

LENOY:

Pfffff! Yo Mez! Yo MEZ! Mez, Pffff! Pffff! Damn yo, come on. Get up nigga, get up! Hey yo, open the door son. Yo MEZ!!(dials on phone)Yo whattup b? Yo he ain’t waking up yo. Yo he locked the door yo. I BEEN doin’ that. I’m knocking on this door and shit and he ain’t coming. Nigga’s dead asleep. Hold on.

(kicks and punches the door and yells)

YO MEZ!!! Open up dog.

(back to phone)

Nah man, I let myself in through the back. Nah, nobodys here kid. Yo I tried that, I called his phone a bunch of times. I hear the shit ringing in his room but he ain’t picking up. Yo, I went around and knocked on his window and shit but nada. Nah, I couldn’t see inside, the blind are down.

What? Break down the door? For real? Yo, I do it but if I do it, you gonna deal with him, not me playa. Yo, I know this is important, whatch you think I’m here fo’!

(sighs)

Aight man, hold up.

YO MEZ!!! MEZ!!!

Aight fuck it.

(Lenoy kicks the door and breaks it wide open)

(Lenoy sees his friend on the bed with blood everywhere. Mez is dead)

Ahhh shit man, ahhh shit, damn yo, damn.

(to phone)

Yo man, he dead. Yo he looks all shot up and shit man. Mez is dead, they got Mez yo.

Yo, of course I’m sure! Whatch you think b? Well, I’m staring right at the nigga with my own two eyes and I ain’t blinking. He’s shot up, DEAD.

Yeah man, I’m leaving now yo…

(he walks away)

“Until Now” (drama) 2-3 Minutes

January 29, 2008 by The Monologue Blogger

Filed under 2 Minute Monologues, 3 Minute Monologues, Female Monologues - Drama, MB Library

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Photo Courtesy Baronsquirrel 

Monologue Description: “Until Now” is about realizing how you truly feel about someone when it is too late.  If you love someone, make sure you let them know. 

Character Description: In this monologue, Carmela receives a terrible phone call from her ex-boyfriends sister about the death of Joe.  Carmela is a young woman living in the city and is passionately pursuing her career as a singer.  She is in her apartment alone, listening to music and being happy when she receives the horrible news.

CARMELA: 

Rave.  Rave.  Rave.  RAVE.  RAVE.  RAVE!  RAVE!  RAVE!!  RAVE!! RAVE!!!!!!!

(dances wildly to music in her house, jumping up and down and in circles)

(phone rings)

(she lowers music)

Hello?  Wait, hello?!  Oh heeeeeey!  Hey, what’s up?  Oh my gosh, I haven’t spoken to you in like ten years!!!  hahahaha.  How have you been honey?  What? 

(beat)

He did?

(beat)

What?

(pause)

When?

…I can’t, even talk…

A freak accident, oh no Betsy…Oh, I am so sorry that this, I can’t believe, oh, are you okay, where are you now?  Oh, I am so sick right now.  What am I supposed to do?  Do you need me to come there?

(beat)

How is your mother taking, I mean, the whole family, it’s just, this is so horrible…

Hello?  Hello?

PIECE OF SHIT PHONE!!!!

(her phone rings)

Hello Betsy?  John?  (John is her boyfriend)  Oh God John, you won’t believe it.  No, you just won’t believe it.  My ex-boyfriend is dead, you know, Joe.  He fucking died. 

(she bursts out with tears)

He was on set making a movie and he wasn’t wearing his safety belt and he was high up but I don’t know, he took it off to answer his brother’s call but he slipped and fell off the, off the…

(she cries)

His sister called me to tell me.  I can’t imagine his family, they must be going out of their minds right now.  Oh Jesus.  Honey, I can’t believe he’s gone.  He’s gone…

Oh shit, that’s Betsy calling me back.  Let me answer it and I will call you back.  Yeah, yeah, come over, come over.

(switches to Betsy on the other line)

Betsy?  Oh God, I know these phones they make them like shit.  Anyway, this is your cell number?  Yeah?  Okay, I’m going to store it in my phone.  Listen, whatever you need me to do, I will do. 

It’s tomorrow?  (she fiddles for a pen and paper)  In Queens?  Romanelli’s?  Okay, go ahead,  okay, okay, uh-huh, okay, got it.  Ummm, should I call the house, you know, your mother, father…oh okay, no, yeah, I figured, I figured, I will just see them at the wa,  (clears her throat) at the wake.  Yeah.  Okay hon.  Are you okay?  Okay, just be strong, please.  Your family needs you now.  Call me if you need me, I am here.

Betsy, I am so sorry, I am so sorry for this…I will be there, tomorrow.  Okay.

Okay, bye.

(she hangs up the phone)

(she calls back her boyfriend John)

John?  Hey, listen, yeah, I just got off the phone with her.  The wake is tomorrow but I don’t, I don’t know if I can go.  I don’t know if I can see him like that.

(she cries)

I can’t, I can’t, I’m not strong enough.  I can’t imagine it.  I can’t see him that way.  It’s going to make me sick but I can’t not go because of his family.  Oh shit!  Damn it!  Shit!!!

(she sighs)

Are you on your way?  Okay.  Please, just get here as soon as possible.  Please.  Okay. 

He was just making it big.  He was on his way.  I was so proud of him.  We talked only a month ago and he was so happy.   He, I just can’t believe this has happened.  Okay.  Just get here.  Okay, bye.

(she calls her girlfriend Stephanie up)

Steph?  Steph it’s Carmela.  Fucking Joe died.  (she cries)  Joe, Joe my ex, Joe.  He fucking died in a freak accident while on a movie set.  He wasn’t wearing his safety belt, he took it off to answer a call from his brother or something but he slipped and fell…his sister, Betsy just called me.  She’s a mess…I just…

(she breaks down again)

I didn’t know Steph…I didn’t know I still loved him until now!

“The New Phase” (serio-comedy) 1-2 Minutes

January 26, 2008 by The Monologue Blogger

Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, 2 Minute Monologues, Female Monologues - Serio/Comic, MB Library

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Photo By ECohen’s

Monologue Description: “The New Phase” is a serio-comedy about how a person needs to change from being a person who worries all the time to being a person who finally begins to take things easy.  We all get stressed out in life, this piece was inspired in order to bring about a calmness for ourselves in our lives.

Character Description: In this monologue, Audra talks to her sister about how she feels liberated by the choice she has made in her life to simply not take life as serious anymore.  Audra will continue to respect life but not take it so damn serious all the time.  Audra has changed gears from being wound up to being layed back and chill.  She discusses this whole new found revelation with her sister.

AUDRA:

It is.  Life is really, really good.  You know, I’ve always had the tendency to stress out.  hahahaha.  I would always take life so damn serious.  Tendra (audra’s friend) told me that I’m going to end up with a heart attack.  She’s right, she’s right, I will, so you know what?  FUG IT!  That’s right, FUG IT ALL. 

From now on life is one great big joke, even if the joke is always on me, I’m going to laugh along with it.  I just don’t care anymore.  I don’t care because if I continue to stress out over this that happened or that that happened, I’ll end up a dead woman.

I wish I had this mentality sooner.  Fug it.  IT FEELS GREAT!!!  I’ll just smoke a shit load of pot, drink a few beers, party with my friends and live life to the fullest. 

I care, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t care.  You follow?  I’ve realized that I am not God.  Not that I ever thought I was God, obviously.  All I’m saying is that I can’t control everything in my life all the time and I think by letting that go, by stop trying to control everything all the damn time, I can enjoy life so much more.  Really.  I feel it right now as I say this to you.  The only thing that I can control in life is myself.  Whatever happens outside of that, I have to let happen and have my faith in God.

What is meant to happen, will happen and I have to accept it and live.  What will be, shall be and I am okay with that for the first time in my life and it feels GREAT!

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