“CIGARETTE STORY BOOK” (comedy) 1 Minute

Monologue Description: “Cigarette Story Book” is about a woman’s cigarette perspective.

Character Description: In this monologue,  Cassandra chills outside her job and talks with a friend/co-worker about her unique experiences with cigarettes. 

CASSANDRA: 

(blows out long blow of cigarette smoke)

Pheeeew!  That was a good one, that was definitely one of the good ones.  What?  Oh, the cigarette.  hahaha.  I know, I make it sound like a man.  hahahaha.  But no, really, the cigarette.  I had some great thoughts with that cigarette.  WE had some great thoughts just now and whenever that happens to me and I have a cigarette in my hand, I highlight it in my cigarette story book.

Does that make sense?  Like I have a string of memories dating back to when I first started smoking.  It was after sex.  My first time.  My boyfriend at the time had a cigarette and he was like, “I’ve always wanted to do this, have a cig after I had sex, just like in the movies.”  And I asked him to give me a puff or a drag, whatever I said but it was the first time I inhaled a cigarette.  You see?  That is how my cigarette story book began.

I have another one when my parrot EYOO flew himself head on into the sliding glass doors.  I had a cig dangling from my mouth.  EYOO didn’t die, he just never flew again.  That was one of the bad memories, I try to just make them my good ones though.  That one kind of sneaked in but all of my cigarette story book memories are good but DAMN,  I should create a blog about it.  hahaha.