“DATING, BREASTS AND BRAINS” (comedy) 2 Minutes

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Monologue Description: “DATING, BREASTS AND BRAINS” is a comedy about the dating life.
Character Description: In this monologue, Katie talks some sense into her friend about the man she has been dating and how it is best that they split up.

KATIE:
When I get depressed I eat…Just eat desserts left and right.  [...]

“BUD” (comedy) Under 1 Minute

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Monologue Description:  “BUD” a comedy about a deranged man’s point of view. 

Character Description: In this monologue, Bud talks to his friend about his day at the beach.
BUD: 

(drinking his beer)

Now, let me begin.  Today I was at the beach, right?  And what do I see other than hot girls that I wanna [...]

“ABSOLUTE SHIT” (serio-comedy) 3 Minutes

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Monologue Description:  “ABSOLUTE SHIT” is serio-comedy of having a crappy morning.
Character Description: In this monologue, Roscoe tells his girlfriend about the morning he had.
ROSCOE:
Woke up today and felt like absolute shit.  Somehow using the word ABSOLUTE makes it MORE serious.  Actually, it was last night that I began feeling like shit, and this [...]

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