“SIDE FACE” (comedy) 1 Minute

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Monologue Description: “SIDE FACE” is a comedy about a first date with someone who has terrible breath odor.

Character Description: In this monologue, Fran talks to her girlfriend’s about another date she had but this time the guy had really bad breath.

FRAN:

It was bad. It was REALLY bad. The worst kind I ever experienced. I had to give him the side face the whole night. Like, what does it take to actually go brush your teeth? You know? I mean, come on, really. We joked about this type of thing before, haven’t we? People with bad breath…I mean, it’s almost annoying to even bring it up but honestly, this guy’s breath was the worst bomb breath I ever dealt with.

Everytime he spoke it was like hot lava being poured on my face.

(she looks to one side)

Just like this, this is what I kept doing whenever he spoke. You think he would even notice. No, he just kept on talking. The whole night. I couldn’t even look at him. It was such a turn off. Never again. I had him drop me off early and I told him. I said, “Listen, your breath stank and you should really think twice about it next time you take a girl like me out.” With that, I stepped out of his car and walked into my house and that was it. Never spoke to the guy again. He tried reaching me a few times but I just ignore his call. Like I want to go back out with Mr. Shit Breath.

Nasty.