“I LOVE FARTING” (comedy) 1 Minute

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Monologue Description: “I LOVE FARTING” is a comedy of about a man who likes to wreak havoc.

Character Description: In this monologue, Walter tells his close friend how he secretly enjoys the process of letting out gas.

WALT:

I love farting. I do. You know, some people like to go fishing, others like to go sky diving, but not me, I find great joy and pleasure in releasing my passageway. I really do.

Whenever I feel it bubbling up inside me, I try to make it count. I wait as long as I can to get a strong build up, it’s a technique I’ve developed over the years and when I know it’s reached the point of no return, KABLAMMO baby, I release her out into the world. Giving birth to an invisible child. Sometimes my child only bothers people for a few seconds after, sometimes a few minutes, depending on the level of intoxication I’ve bestowed. But mostly my farts are clean.

Yeah, I take pride in what I do. I mean, not everybody can do what I do. I kind of developed a passion for it. I look forward to those moments. That’s why you see me eat Taco Bell often. That usually gets my juices flowing. Also, White Castles ALWAYS does the trick. A good ole sack a ten and by morning, my house smells like a sanitation dump. But I don’t mind it. I relish those moments cause it makes me feel alive. It’s what I do best. I love it, I really do…I love farting.