“I’ll Fly For You” (drama) 1 Minute

 

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Monologue Description: “I’ll Fly For You” is a drama about growing from painful life experiences and finding a deeper, joyous, positive meaning.

Character Description: In this monologue, NIR VANNA (Vana for short) talks to a recorder which she keeps as a journal for her thoughts and feelings.

NIR VANNA: 

We’ll be back.  We’ve gone away for awhile but we’ll be back…someday soon.  I am a bird who keeps building its nest.  I can wait as long as it takes because moment by moment I gain strength and wisdom…I understand life the way I must.  It’s taken so much but without it, I couldn’t exist correctly.  I understand his plan.  I understand my plan…and I am thankful.

Our lips will touch again, our touch will unlock our feelings and our feelings will become one….our eyes will blur into one another, greater than before.  We will both be in awe…I promise you this…We will both be the phoenix that flys back up to one another and I believe in my heart that we will catch eachother.   How can it be any other way?  

“TOAST” (drama) 2 Minutes

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Monologue Description: “TOAST” is a drama about how sometimes lying is a good thing.

Character Description: In this monologue,Arta confesses to his close friend about his run in with an old friend from College.

ARTA:

She wanted to know how I was…I haven’t seen her in over ten years…and, she wanted to know how I’ve been. Hmm.

(to himself)

How have I been?

(he takes a drag from his cig)

Am I supposed to say the truth? Am I? Am I supposed to say that tonight for dinner I ate toast? Four pieces of toast and that I have five dollars in my pocket until Monday night. That I discovered bread now costs three dollars and thirty two cents and that I’m trying to figure out how to make it through the next few days on it.

I found a peanut butter jar in my cabinets. It was a year old. I left it on top of the counter because if I get real hungry, to the point of where I can’t bare it any longer…I’ll use it, as a last resort. I bought milk also. A container of milk. This way I can have some coffee and cereal.

I also found a few containers of tuna fish but guess what? I don’t have a freaking can opener. So what did I do instead? I took a butter knife and jabbed the rim of the can. It took me about fifteen minutes. But I finally cut it open enough to bend the metal back and take out its contents.

How have I been?

(beat)

I told her instead, with a great big smile I might add, that I was doing terrific! That life has been good to me. That I’m successful. Yeah…she believed me. She was happy for me and I was glad she fell for my lies.

(beat)

I was happy for her though. She just recently married…bought a house, has a wonderful career…and plans to have her first child sometime in the next couple of years.

Never thought I’d see that face again. What are the chances?

“COCOA PUFFS” (comedy) 1 Minute

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Monologue Description: “COCOA PUFFS” is a comedy about taking a dump in the bowl.  There really is no other way to describe it.

Character Description: In this monologue, Ricky complains to his best friend about how he doesn’t understand why taking a dump in the bowl has been the hot topic of the week.

*This monologue is dedicated to someone whose nickname is now Mo Mo Puffs!  (hahaha)

RICKY:

I don’t get it.  You guys are all crazy.  I have one cousin who explains to me in detail how his dump looks in the bowl.  Another cousin telling me what he went through to get his dump IN the bowl and now you telling me how your dump looks.  I mean really, what the hell is going on here?  I mean, I’m a guy and you don’t see me going around telling everybody what my crap looks like.  Am I missing something?  And you all take pictures and send it to one another! Is that the cool thing to do nowadays?

I mean, what is that?  Is it me?  Am I the only one who finds that all nasty?  I admit, it is funny to a point…let’s face it, I’m known for doing some wild things but a dump is a dump and it should be kept that way…in the bowl.  That’s it.

Spare me the Cocoa Puff stories and all that.  Please. hahaha.

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