“COCOA PUFFS” (comedy) 1 Minute

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Monologue Description: “COCOA PUFFS” is a comedy about taking a dump in the bowl.  There really is no other way to describe it.

Character Description: In this monologue, Ricky complains to his best friend about how he doesn’t understand why taking a dump in the bowl has been the hot topic of the week.

*This monologue is dedicated to someone whose nickname is now Mo Mo Puffs!  (hahaha)

RICKY:

I don’t get it.  You guys are all crazy.  I have one cousin who explains to me in detail how his dump looks in the bowl.  Another cousin telling me what he went through to get his dump IN the bowl and now you telling me how your dump looks.  I mean really, what the hell is going on here?  I mean, I’m a guy and you don’t see me going around telling everybody what my crap looks like.  Am I missing something?  And you all take pictures and send it to one another! Is that the cool thing to do nowadays?

I mean, what is that?  Is it me?  Am I the only one who finds that all nasty?  I admit, it is funny to a point…let’s face it, I’m known for doing some wild things but a dump is a dump and it should be kept that way…in the bowl.  That’s it.

Spare me the Cocoa Puff stories and all that.  Please. hahaha.

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