“Mama Sita, Ma Bahama” (serio-comedy) 1 Minute

December 15, 2009 by The Monologue Blogger

Filed under 1 Minute Monologues, MB Library, Male Monologues - Serio/Comic

Photo Courtesy CHRIS METCALF

(stares fuzzily at young Spanish girl)

DRUNKEN MAN: …you don’t remember me? Remember me? (beat) Had my hair down to here. (gestures mid-way down his chest) Looooooong hair. I got a haircut! Ya don’t recognize me?! You gave me a freeeee pizzaaaa. (beat) I came in to see you…(smiles) What? (beat) Yeah, long hair…you reMEMBER?

(ecstatic) MAMA SITA, MA BAHAMA!!!! (beat) I knew you would! I knew you could! ha-haaaaaa! Well I’m, I just wanted to come in to see ya…Ooooookay.

(he turns and leaves)

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