Razor Blades

In this monologue, Kelly discreetly talks to her co-worker about a painful dump she took early in the morning. (whispering)

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Not Your Average Asshole

OWNER:  Look, Bilbo, I can’t have you work here anymore and the reason being…is that you’re an asshole. Very simple.

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Crappy Pants

Elise crapped her pants on a first date with the hottest football player from Queens.  She shares this upsetting story

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Medium

This is a comedy monologue about a man who imagines himself being 6’5 when in reality he’s about 5’8. DEREK:

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Crazy Glue

In this monologue, Linda calls her best friend up for help.  Linda apparently crazy glued her hand to her cheek and

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