Can I Use Your Toilet?

In this comedic monologue, ERNIE walks into a restaurant, desperately trying to use the restroom. (trying to stay as calm

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The Crop Duster

In this comedy monologue, BUSTER recounts the story of how an elderly man “blew wind” in his face, while walking

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Stretch

A yoga instructor is pretty much stunned by her own bodily function. (sighs) (coughs) (to herself) Whew… (coughs) INSTRUCTOR:  Do you

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Pinch

In this monologue, DEMETRIA talks to her sister about what she went through, in order to POP the boil on

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