“Pumped Up” (serio-comic) Under 1 Minute

Photo Courtesy Aaron Brothers

RAMONE:  SICK of hearing your shit man.  Always getting yourself pumped up for what you are gonna do and you end up lounging on the couch, flipping channels.  Don’t you get sick of hearing yourself all the time?  I see you once a week and I get sick of you, how do you stand yourself? (beat)  Always talking about the paintings you’re gonna paint and WHERE ARE THEY?  You finished two paintings since I know you in five years bro!  Don’t talk to me about reading and studying and going to museums.  DUDE, you’re forty-two years old and you’re still living home with Mommy.  You got no job!  No girl!  You smell like ass!  Bro, come on man!  GET A LIFE!

“Tumble Down Dublin” (serio-comedy) Under 1 Minute

Photo Courtesy MCGARRY

 

DRAKE: Anywhere, really—yes, anywhere; Rome, France, London, Ireland; would really like to go to Ireland some day; I don’t know, perhaps it’s the gorgeous green mountain tops and the fact that I could tumble down them, drunk off my ass.  Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, yeah, Ireland—DUBLIN would be cool.  Fucking love Irish people, they’re the best.  One of my brothers is Irish, which makes me one percent Irish—if I ever go to Ireland, gonna bring him back something special—he’s never been…we don’t talk as much but, I don’t know…I’d bring him back something…that’s how we do…

“Reserve” (drama) Under 1 Minute

Photo Courtesy Jonathan D. Blundell

 

SAM: …every man has that extra something that
oughta kick in when the tank runs
outta gas…RESERVE; gotta know
how to tap into it, cause it’s there.  
Ain’t nobody no how gonna teach you
about your own mechanism; up to
you to find out—but it’s there,
it exists; you can bet your ass
it’s there.  That’s about the only
thing I can guarantee you; the
rest is up to you…

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