Real Man

DESDEMONA gives her newlywed husband a rude awakening.  Check out what she has to say to him in this monologue.  

DESDEMONA: There is no saving you, is there?  How can I possibly begin to explain this to you? Let me try this…you, are an evil bastard, who pollutes my mind and takes advantage of my heart, of all my natural kindness.

Where did I find you?!  What cave did you come out from before they shaved you and bathed you and put you in nice clothes?  You’re grunting, huffing and puffing is long overrated, Gregory.

You expect me to love you?  Ha!  To be with you forever and ever?!  Ha! To bear your children one day.  Ha!

This isn’t a children’s fairytale and this is no Beauty and the Beast, big boy.  Get your act together, learn some class and act like an actual REAL MAN.

Joseph Arnone


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