Guy Code
Guy Code is a short comic skit for 3 actors.  This comedy scene takes place in DORSEY’S office. Comedy. 2 Men, 1 Woman.
Guy Code
Dorsey: Phil, thanks for meeting me. Â Grab a seat. Â Now, just a few things cause I’m pretty ramped up and I need to get things straight in my head first about this because I don’t want to have the wrong reaction.
Phil: Okay.
Dorsey: Were you smoking weed in the stairwell? Â Yesterday afternoon?
Phil: Uhhh…
(Tanya walks in)
Dorsey: Hi Tanya, grab a seat. Â I was just asking Phil here if he smoked weed in the stairwell yesterday.
Tanya: Well…
Phil: Well, what?
Tanya: Â I saw you. Â I took this photo (shows Phil her phone). Â Own it…
Phil: Why bother asking me if you no I was smoking up?
Dorsey: Tanya, let me have another look at your phone, please. Â We believe in policy, Phil…company policy. Â We owe it to you to give you the respect of asking you what you did wrong as a way to validate and comprehend the fact that I’m firing Tanya.
Tanya: What?!
Dorsey: That’s right.
Tanya: What? Â Why me? I wasn’t the one smoking weed while working!
Dorsey: You’re a rat.
Tanya: I will sue the company. Â I have proof.
(Dorsey deletes the image of Phil in Tanya’s phone)
Dorsey: No, you don’t. Â Delete. Â Here’s your phone.
Tanya: What? Are you out of your mind?
Dorsey: Â We believe in loyalty and honor. Â While you were busy ratting on Phil here, Phil was busy keeping his mouth shut.
Tanya: That’s insane!
Phil: Hell yeah! Â Nice try, Tanya!
Dorsey: Please grab all your belongings.
Tanya: I did something good.
Dorsey: No, you didn’t. Â You actually wanted to hang Philly boy because he outworks you and you know that promotion is coming up next month and you want in.
Tanya: Go to hell!
Dorsey: Yeah, well, I’m already in hell, darling.
Tanya: Burn! Burn! Burn!
Dorsey: Right.
(Tanya storms out)
Phil, when Tanya is done fleeing, you can grab your stuff also and head out.
Phil: What?!
Dorsey: You were caught smoking weed, dude, you’re out. Â If my boss finds out IÂ lose my job. Â I can’t let that happen.
Phil: Why did you say all those things you said?
Dorsey: Guy code man. Â Just looking out. Â Tanya had it coming. Â She’s a snake and you had a shot but you blew it. Â What can I say, pal? Â Sh’t happens.
Phil: This is bullsh’t!
Dorsey: Well, now you have time to go smoke more weed. Â Sorry, bud.
(Phil leaves)
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