My Best Customer

In dramatic monologue My best Customer, Bez talks about his own drug dealer’s perspective on how selling drugs makes him feel good.

BEZ: My best customers are the ugly guys. The guys that can’t pick up no ass, no matter how deep their pockets go. The guys who have no game. Those guys. Those are my greatest clients. They have tons of money and in exchange for their money, I give them what they need to have a good time. The shit I give them is the purest, most thrilling rides they ever dreamed they could be on in their pathetic lives.  I just wanna make everybody join my party.

To those ugly bastards, I’m a God. I like feeling like a God…

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