In this serio-comedy monologue for a male actor, SEAN talks to a young actor about the possibility of dating his daughter.
Sean: I was enjoying watching you drool over my daughter while still trying to keep a straight face. No, no, it’s alright. She’s a beautiful young woman, I’m aware of that. I’m also aware of you. I like you but I’m not so sure I’d like you for my daughter. I was in your situation once…coming up on the scene, young and handsome. I get it, believe me…but she’s not that kind of girl.
Best thing to do, is look the other way. I don’t want my daughter getting her heart broke. Maybe in a few years, if the sperm running laps in your balls settles down a bit, maybe then you can take her out…that is, if she’s interested in you.
Not otherwise. (pointing) Not until then. Okay? (nods) Good.