In this monologue MELANIE talks to her brother about how he shouldn’t feel humiliated in school just because she’s his sister.

MELANIE:  So what if I’m not one of the cool kids at school?  So what?  …Because I don’t have nice swag or whatever, I’m not considered good enough?  I have friends and I like my friends but I don’t go around talking trash to them about YOU the same way you do behind my back.  I’m your sister and you should always put that first.  Just because I’m not popular like you doesn’t mean you should be ashamed of me in any way.  That’s retarded and one day you’ll realize how stupid you’ve been.  One day all of this high school nonsense won’t even matter!

Joseph Arnone