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Wing Girl

In Wing Girl, Janice talks to her girlfriend about wanting to hook up with a guy because she can’t take the loneliness anymore.

JANICE: Dara, listen to me…listen I need to get laid, we need to go out this Saturday!  I gotta find a man soon before I burst into flames.  I am hot, hot, hot for a man and if I don’t get some action soon, I am going to self-destruct!

It’s been six months!!  I am in a major drought.  Call the fire squad, call somebody.  Who do you know??  You gotta know somebody.  NO, not your neighbor!  Wait, who, Fred?  You mean, (she hunches over and makes a face imitating Fred) Fred?!  Oh God, no way!!  You’re crazy to even mention–well, I know he–he would screw any light bulb that needs fixing but, I need like six beers and four shots for that guy. When I say anything I’m not saying anything that moves, okay?

I am in a crisis!  You have to know somebody else.

Okay look, we are going on an ass hunt this Saturday.  I couldn’t care less if you have a boyfriend.  I need my wing girl with me.

Joseph Arnone

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Performing Your Monologue

Performing Your Monologue CoverPerforming Your Monologue combines the process of acting craft, creating your own monologue short film and marketing, in order to provide the ultimate actor’s mindset.

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