Rather Be A Man
Kim is so fed up with men approaching her with their one liners. In this comedy monologue, she talks to one of her good friends it.
KIM: I don’t know what it is lately, but I’m getting tired of it! When guys come up to me with their weak lines, (imitating guy) “Hey, you have such a beautiful smile” or “Can I just tell you that you are so beautiful?”. Ugh! It disgusts me. I mean, who the hell does this guy or that guy think he is to give me such compliments? What gives him the right? I don’t do anything to give off any kind of interest whatsoever; I completely look the other way when I see eye contact happening, and they STILL come over thinking they’re so suave, and it’s simply repulsive.
What does a girl have to do these days? Maybe if I just vomited on myself, the guy would walk the other way, but I bet even then, I’d get, “The way you vomited on yourself is just so, so delightful.”
All I want is to be left alone. I have a man, I love my man, and I do my best to be polite, but the irritation is getting too much. Guys are blind; they really are, OBLIVIOUS to when a girl is not interested. There are days when I’d rather be a man.
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A comedic one act play involving KIM and PAM, two friends who are sick of guys trying to pick them up.
