Ask Out Samantha Scheme

Ask Out Samantha Scheme is a seriocomedy script about two friends who reside in a luxury retirement club in Florida.

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FADE IN.

INT. BOCA RATON – SATURN FALLS COMMUNITY – FLORIDA – DAY

GENE (70’s) enters the wreck room looking for his friend CHARLIE (70’s).

GENE (To himself):  Eh, where is he?

CHARLIE (To Gene):  He’s over here.

GENE (Looking behind himself):  Over where?

CHARLIE:  Here! Here!

GENE (Noticing Charlie):  Oh! There you are. You know, I’ve been looking all over for you. I was at the ping pong table waiting for you.

CHARLIE:  We were meeting right here.

GENE:  But, you said the ping pong table.

CHARLIE:  First, I said the ping pong table, but then I said the pool table.

GENE:  Oh. I didn’t hear you.

CHARLIE:  Fine.

GENE:  Wanna get a round?

CHARLIE:  I’ve already played a round and I pulled my vertebrae. I’m out.

GENE:  Why didn’t you come and get me first? If you didn’t see me—

CHARLIE:  Because I was already over here waiting for you.

Samantha walks by.

SAMANTHA:  Nice talking with you, Charlie. Hi, Gene.

GENE:  Oh, hi Samantha.

Samantha leaves.

Now it makes sense.

CHARLIE:  What does?

GENE:  Why you didn’t come looking for me.

CHARLIE:  Well, I bumped into Sam, I couldn’t just leave her.

GENE:  You both could have looked for me together.

CHARLIE:  Nobody wants to walk around looking for somebody in this heat.

GENE:  If the shoe was on the other foot though, I’d never hear the end of it.

CHARLIE:  Oh, stop it.

Samantha re-enters.

SAMANTHA:  I’m sorry, Charlie dear.

CHARLIE:  Yes?

SAMANTHA:  Thursday is no good.

CHARLIE:  It’s not?

SAMANTHA:  My niece is coming by on Thursday. I completely forgot. Want to do Friday instead?

CHARLIE:  Friday works for me.

SAMANTHA:  Same time?

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Script Summary

In short seriocomedy script Ask Out Samantha Scheme, Gene discovers that his friend Charlie asked out the woman he is in love with.

• Genre: Seriocomedy
• Length: ~10 Minutes
• Script Characters: Charlie, Gene, Samantha
• Age Range: Any
• Themes: dreams, life, happiness
• Best For: comedy practice, funny scripts, comedy scripts

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Script Source: Ask Out Samantha Scheme

Ask Out Samantha Scheme is a comedy script by Joseph Arnone, 2025.