Outer Reaches of Space
In comedy monologue Outer Reaches of Space, John tries to get his girlfriend to move a little faster while they are out shopping.
Featured Monologue – Outer Reaches of Space
JOHN: Can you run in and ask someone if they have exactly what you are looking for? I’m already getting heart palpitations; just go in there, ask the lady if she has the cream you want, if she says no, bounce, if she says yes, buy it.
Don’t go in there and have another two hour conversation about where she’s from and asking about discounts and samples, okay?
Yeah, I know I sound crazy, you’ve already got me worked up to like a level nine. Look at me, I’m twitching; my eyelid is starting to pulsate, alright? Look..look at my eye..did you just see that? It wiggled. Why do you think that is? Hmm? The heat? You think it’s–well, it is hot in here, not gonna lie, but, you know–I’ve been starving for three hours and you’re trying on skirts.
You need to move it along baby. Just, just, keep it moving.
Go in and I’ll wait out here, I can’t go in another store…yeah…(pointing) I’ll be standing by that pole trying not to die. Okay, honey.
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Monologue Summary
Outer Reaches of Space features a 1 minute comedy monologue for male actors, wherein John talks to his girlfriend about speeding things up a bit while they are out shopping.
- Genre: Comedy
- Length:Â ~1 Minute
- Monologue Character:Â John
- Age Range: Any
- Themes:Â dating, shopping, rant
- Best For:Â comedy monologues for men, audition practice
World of the Play
- Cast Size:Â 1 woman, 1 man
- Characters in Play:Â John, Angie
- Time Period: Modern day
- Synopsis: In the one-act ePlay Outer Reaches of Space, John and Angie are shopping in a mall when they express their differences of opinion about shopping.Â
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Monologue Source: Outer Reaches of Space
Outer Reaches of Space, a one-act ePlay by Joseph Arnone, 2025.
