5 Badass Female Monologues – Comedic

5 Badass Female Monologues – COMEDIC are 1 minute long pieces sure to give a laugh.  Perfect for auditions, videos and acting practice.

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Where can I find comedy monologues for women for the stage?

Monologue Blogger has a a good range of comedy monologues for women of all ages that explore many different topics and subject matter.

Fungus Among Us

• Genre: Comedy
• Character: Alexa
• Duration: 1-minute monologue
• Description: Alexa has had it with her roommate for never removing her moldy leftovers in the refrigerator.
• Monologue Snippet: “Are you waiting for it to get up and walk itself out of the refrigerator? Are you? Really?  Am I the only one responsible enough to take a minute out of my day and clean up once and awhile?” ~Alexa
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Over The Moon

• Genre: Comedy
• Character: Lucia
• Duration: 1-minute monologue
• Description: Lucia is on a first date with someone who claims to be from the 1700’s.
• Monologue Snippet: “They do talk, you know…flowers, all we have to do is listen. I pay attention to things like that. I had this mother once who used to try and take care of plants but they would always die on her after a time.” ~Lucia
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Dog Anxiety

• Genre: Comedy
• Character: Zara
• Duration: 1-2-minute monologue
• Description: Zara takes refuge in her neighbor’s apartment to tell her about the bad puppy she’s been dog-sitting.
• Monologue Snippet: “He tore up my couch when I came home from work. My couch, the one that I just recently purchased from Levitz, great deal by the way, is destroyed!” ~Zara
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Nobody Cares

• Genre: Comedy
• Character: Maggie
• Duration: 1-minute monologue
• Description: Maggie is a sales representative determined to give her customer Sally all the help she needs and more.
• Monologue Snippet: “You got ’em! And I have a coat you have to try on that will accentuate this whole slam bam shiggity damn thing you got going on here. You have got to try THIS.” ~Maggie
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Can’t Wait Till Tomorrow

• Genre: Comedy
• Character: Kyra
• Duration: 1-minute monologue
• Description: Kyra wants to move on from the life she has always known, even if that means not settling with Frank.
• Monologue Snippet: “It’s been long enough. I’ve been watching your every move, waiting for the moment when your mask gets dropped, and I know what I know about what’s inside of ya. You don’t match up. You’re a carnival act and I’ve had enough of the show!” ~Kyra
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